Funny Slogans
I hate math but I love counting money
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Life is designed to kick your ass
Sex is not the answer, yes is the answer
Stop destroying our planet, It’s where I keep all my stuff
My favorite Subject in school is nothing
Rule of math, if it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong
Keep calm & bunk from school
Weight, I’m gainin’ it
Smoke because life is too long
Conserve water, shower with a friend!
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission
When nothing goes right……..go left
Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it
My life is very complicated drinking game
Life is too short to remove USB safely
Dear math, I’m not a therapist, solve your own problems
Happiness is your last exam paper
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth