Funny Slogans

I hate math but I love counting money

I hate math but I love counting money

 

On the other hand, you have different fingers

On the other hand, you have different fingers

 

Life is designed to kick your ass

Life is designed to kick your ass

 

Sex is not the answer, yes is the answer

Sex is not the answer, yes is the answer

 

Stop destroying our planet, It’s where I keep all my stuff

Stop destroying our planet, It’s where I keep all my stuff

 

My favorite Subject in school is nothing

My favorite Subject in school is nothing

 

 

Rule of math, if it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong

Rule of math, if it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong

 

Keep calm & bunk from school

Keep calm & bunk from school

 

Weight, I’m gainin’ it

Weight, I’m gainin’ it

 

Smoke because life is too long

Smoke because life is too long

 

Conserve water, shower with a friend!

Conserve water, shower with a friend!

 

Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

 

When nothing goes right……..go left

When nothing goes right……..go left

 

Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it

Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it

 

My life is very complicated drinking game

My life is very complicated drinking game

 

Life is too short to remove USB safely

Life is too short to remove USB safely

 

Dear math, I’m not a therapist, solve your own problems

Dear math, I’m not a therapist, solve your own problems

 

Happiness is your last exam paper

Happiness is your last exam paper

 

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions

 

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth